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Groceries go enemies-to-lovers 🄬

Coffee CrewĀ Ā |Ā Oct 30, 2026

Groceries go enemies-to-lovers 🄬

Leadership chaos at Equitas, Fortis goes shopping, and life-savers get easy on the pocket.

šŸ—“ļø Morning, folks and Happy Fridayyyyy! ā˜€ļø

Who could’ve predicted, in 2026, Hollywood’s biggest rival would be…embroidery?

The Bayeux Tapestry, a nearly 1,000-year-old, 70-metre long embroidered artwork depicting England’s Norman Conquest in 1066, complete with battles, ships and royal drama, saw its latest ticket batch sell out in just three hours.

And the most striking part?

Visitors under the age of 35 accounted for 55% of buyers. Monzo recorded £14,100 in spending in the first hour alone, more than double The Odyssey (£7,000) and Spider-Man: Brand New Day (£6,300).

So, what’s the appeal? The 70-metre-long embroidery tells the story of England’s Norman Conquest in 1066 and is on display in England for the first time since the 11th century.

With spending hitting Ā£30,500 within two hours and the average purchase at Ā£97, this is less museum visit, more cultural-event mania. And, medieval drama doesn’t even need CGI.

Moving on to the markets.

Indian markets staged a strong rebound on Thursday, with the Sensex and Nifty both gaining 1%.

Midcap and smallcap indices gained around 1% each, while banking, IT, energy, and realty stocks led sectoral gains. Auto was the only major sector to end in the red.

Jio Platforms ended slightly higher after its market capitalisation crossed ₹13.5 lakh crore intraday.

Meanwhile, the rupee recovered from an intraday low of ₹95.37 to close nearly flat at ₹95.25 against the dollar.

šŸ’” Spotlight: Equitas’ good news lasted minutes šŸ„Š

Equitas Small Finance Bank ended 12% lower despite the lender reporting a multifold jump in quarterly profit.

What happened: founder and CEO P.N. Vasudevan resigned shortly after the results. His exit also comes amid questions surrounding his daughter’s role in a separate lending company, although Equitas has maintained that it followed the applicable rules.

Additionally, he was reappointed for another three-year term only in July 2026. He was also expected to remain CEO until July 2029.

What now: Vasudevan will continue until a replacement is appointed. Investors will closely watch the succession process because the bank’s next CEO will also require RBI approval.

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Let’s hit it! šŸ’ŖšŸ»


1 Big Thing: Microsoft beats estimates in Q1 ⭐

Microsoft reported higher revenue and profit than expected for its first quarter, just days after offering voluntary buyouts to around 60,000 employees.

The key numbers:

  • Adjusted earnings per share: $4.89, compared with $4.73 expected.
  • Revenue: $92.28 billion, compared with $90.69 billion expected.

Revenue grew 19% from a year earlier, helped by a 48% rise in revenue from Azure, its cloud computing business. The tech giant has now reported record-breaking revenue for 10 quarters in a row.

Microsoft has been expanding its data centres to meet growing demand for AI. Despite that spending, it continued to generate cash after covering its operating costs and investments, unlike some of its biggest cloud rivals.

The company reported $45.2 billion in spending on infrastructure, equipment and long-term financing agreements, up about 30% from a year earlier. Net profit rose to $36.63 billion from $27.75 billion a year ago.

An interesting detail: Microsoft earned $24.1 billion in revenue from OpenAI during its full 2026 financial year. If revenue from OpenAI-related deals continued at the latest quarter’s pace, it would reach $40 billion a year.

Headcount update: Microsoft had 223,000 employees worldwide at the end of June, down from 228,000 at the end of 2025.

Back home šŸ ,

Suzlon Energy reported a 26% YoY increase in revenue from operations to ā‚¹4,869 crore in Q2 FY27, supported by record quarterly deliveries of 710 MW.

The snapshot:

  • Net profit: down 69.2% at ₹394 cr vs ₹1,279.4 cr (YoY)
  • Revenue: up 26% at ₹4,869 cr vs ₹3,865 cr (YoY)
  • EBITDA: down 0.4% at ₹713 cr vs ₹716 cr (YoY)
  • EBITDA margin: at 14.7% vs 18.7% (YoY)

That’s not all,

IndiGo’s Q2 loss narrowed to ₹1,879 crore from ₹2,582 crore a year earlier. Higher revenue helped cushion the impact of expensive fuel and a weaker rupee.

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2. Fortis checks into another B’luru hospital šŸ„

Fortis Healthcare has acquired Suguna Hospital in Rajajinagar for approximately ā‚¹277 crore through its wholly owned subsidiary, International Hospital Limited.

Suguna Hospital is a multispeciality hospital that has operated since 2006. It currently has 110 beds, with enough space to increase that number to around 150.

The deets: the hospital generated approximately ā‚¹50 crore in revenue during FY26. At first glance, Fortis is paying about 5.6 times Suguna’s annual revenue. However, that price also includes the underlying land and building.

The why: this is Fortis’ second hospital acquisition in north-west Bengaluru this year. It bought People Tree Hospital in Yeshwanthpur in January.

Suguna Hospital is located close to Fortis’ existing Rajajinagar hospital and the People Tree facility. Together, these three hospitals give Fortis access to around 500 potential beds in the north-west Bengaluru corridor.

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3. Two rivals in a room, they mightā€¦šŸ’ø

DoorDash has agreed to buy Instacart for about $17 billion in cash and stock, giving it a bigger foothold in online grocery delivery.

Why now: Walmart and Amazon together account for roughly half of US online grocery sales. That leaves other retailers competing for the remaining share, with many relying on platforms such as Instacart to handle online orders and deliveries.

Instacart works with grocery chains including Albertsons, Fred Meyer and Safeway, giving DoorDash access to an established network of retail partners.

Some background: DoorDash began adding grocery stores to its app in the summer of 2020, when pandemic restrictions kept people at home and online shopping surged.

A year later, it reportedly considered buying Instacart for $40-50 billion, as the grocery platform’s valuation soared during the pandemic.

Those talks fell apart amid concerns about regulatory scrutiny under Lina Khan, who chaired the US Federal Trade Commission at the time.

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4. Stocks that kept us interested šŸš€

What went up ā¬†ļø

āœ… Birlasoft surged 11% as improved sequential Q2 earnings drove heavy trading volumes.

šŸ’ŖšŸ» ACME Solar gained 3% after the company reported that Q2 profit more than doubled and raised its capacity targets.

šŸ“ˆ Jupiter Wagons went up 6% after securing a ₹1,140 crore Railways order, extending gains for a fourth consecutive trading session.

🚘 Hyundai Motor India rose over nearly 3% despite lower Q2 profits, as brokerages differed on recovery prospects and SUV competition.

What went down ā¬‡ļø

ā˜¹ļø Hexaware Technologies fell nearly 6% after Q3 results as the company narrowed its full-year 2026 margin guidance to 13-13.5%.

🄓 CarTrade Tech tumbled over 5% as Q2 revenue growth slowed to 10.4%, with revenue reaching ₹213 crore amid subdued profitability.


What else are we snackin’ šŸæ

šŸ’Š Cancer cuts: India slashed prices of 543 cancer drug brands by up to 93%, but costly medicines like Keytruda remain untouched.

šŸŒ Clearing connections: SEBI and the Bank of England teamed up to share information and coordinate oversight of clearing corporations across borders.

šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗ ECB exit: Christine Lagarde will quit in February 2027, ahead of schedule, opening the race for her successor before France’s elections.


And that’s a wrap. Pour yourself an extra one this weekend. šŸ»

We’ll be back like clockwork on Monday!

Hit that šŸ’š if you liked this issue.

Disclaimer: this newsletter is for informational and research purposes only. Nothing here should be considered financial, investment, legal, or professional advice.

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